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Hi, I am going to take you on a tour of my deranged life. If you want to be dazzled, amazed, stuptified, astounded, schocked, and astonished, overwhelmed, impressed, and wowed�leave now! Well, actually, don�t, stay here and bore yourself. It shouldn�t be completely and utterly boring. Just a litte�weird.
The following may be inappropriate for some people. If you have a fear of gummi bears, lightbulbs, bunnies, or masking tape�go no further.
Hmmmm, ok, I guess I�ll tell you a little bit about myself since I am suppossed to be taking you on a tour of my life. I am 5�4� and skinny but not so skinny that I look like I am anerexic or bulemic, I have blond hair ans hazel eyes. I like to play a bunch of sports. Soccer, tennis, basketball, cheerleading, swimming, and track are some of my favorites. I love to eat, that�s like all I do in my spare time!!! I also like to �act.� I put that in quotes because I like to trick people and see how long they will believe me. If happy people piss you off, you will probably hate me. I am always happy, cheerful, and I can�t live without Pixy Stix!!